Let's Scare My Girlfriend to Death

Brotherhood of the Wolf

Join us as we venture deep into rural France during the enlightenment. As a reportedly real monster runs rampant killing villagers and putting itself on a crash course with many mulleted French men. Did we like it? Did we find it problematic? Join us to find out. 

Pearl

Join us as we watch Pearl an X-traordinary origin story. We both enjoyed X last week but will we enjoy this technicolor prequel starring Mia Goth? Join us to find out and hear us talk about that scarecrow at length. 

X (2022)

Join us for this sleazy throwback to a 1979 Texas shot in pandemic New Zealand. We watched X, the Ti West film that begins in an attempt to film a porno and ends in a blood bath. Did we like it? Did Cyndi survive? Join us to find out in this weeks installment of Let's Scare My Girlfriend to Death. 

The Handmaiden

We venture to early 20th century Korea for today's beautiful film about class, colonization, book binding, and lesbian sex. Did we like it? Did it scare Cyndi to death? Join us to find out. 

Fatal Attraction

We did it, we went back and watched Fatal Attraction with Cyndi for the first time. Join us to find out if we like it, what  a bunny boiler is, and hear our thoughts on Michael Douglas being grimy. 

Dressed to Kill

Join us as we venture back to the decade of the erotic thriller the 1980s with Brian De Palma's problematic 1980 hit Dressed to Kill. Join us for insane set pieces, problematic characters, and De Palma flourishes that began with Sisters and Carrie. 

The People Under the Stairs

Join us for an insane meditation on race, gentrification, and capitalism with Wes Craven's under appreciated The People Under the Stairs. What did we think? Did it scare Cyndi? Do we love Wes even more after watching this movie together? Join us to find out as we watch The People Under the Stairs. 

Barbarian

Sit back and relax because this is one of the longer and more interesting conversations we've had in a while. We watched Barbarian an AirBnB horror film that may or may not be about generational trauma and misogyny. We watched it but did we like it? Love it? Listen and let us know what you think. 

Don't Breathe

Join us for week two of our "you picked the wrong house" month as we watch Don't Breathe. Last week we had a blind protagonist well let's see what happens when your blind character is the baddie. Will Cyndi like the movie? Will she survive the horrors of a Detroit basement? Join us to find out. 

Wait Until Dark

Join us as we begin a new season and a new month. Welcome to a month of you picked the wrong house movies. For starters we have a classic shocker starring Audrey Hepburn. A blind woman terrorized for what she may or may not have in her apartment. Join us and as always mind the doors.